Eastern_flt1979's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 51
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 9"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Bald
Body Type: A Few Extra lbs.
Smokes: No
Drinks: Not At All
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Children: No, but would like one day
Education: Some College
I am a SwM, extruded in September, 1972. I live alone, and rent a clean and roomy efficiency in my home city of Lancaster, PA, USA, 17602.
I have no pets, kids, tatts, or body piercings.
I am both drug and disease-free, and neither smoke nor drink.
My apt. is very well-kept, (most of the time) and I am both clean, and are very well-organized.
I am both very easy to get along with, and and have a long history of being quite the little humorist. In fact, have been told by several of my old friends that I am very easy to talk to.
My personality is such that I offer a very smooth transition between a mild manner, entailing emotional stability, w/an astute sense of humor.
===================My Skills===================
> I happen to be a very good cook, and are skilled enough in it, to make a wide variety of homemade courses, from scratch. Case in point:
My homemade soups and sandwiches, are literally to die for(!)
> I am self-taught in the specialized area of Commercial Aircraft Aeronautical Design, and Drafting. The accuracy of my most technical theoretical aircraft designs are accurate to within 1/100th of an inch--and that's FREE-HAND. There aren't too many people out in the world who are able to match such close tolerances, w/out the aid of an expensive AutoCAD program, or mechanized drafting equipment. I have therefore been blessed with a very unique gift, and I love to share my work, with others.
> I'm self-taught in Mountain Bike Repair, and are very proficient in maintain and fixing most bicycles. I am a long range mountain bike, and I plan upon making some very long trips for this approaching summer, of 2015. I am currently in the process of determining new routes, as of yet.
===========My Appropriate Female Match===========
Please be a SwF (Single White Female), between the ages of 25, and 50.
> Please be clean, well-kept, polite as I assure you I am as well.
> Please be both kindhearted, easy to talk to, and affectionate.
> I prefer that you live no further than 100 miles from my zip code, of: 17602 (Lancaster, PA, USA)
=============!PLEASE Pay Attention!=============
I am NOT compatible, w/an unaffectionate woman. If you are unable/unwilling to stomach handling a man who's just as affectionate as he is intelligent, then PLEASE GO AWAY. I am NOT geared to A STRICTLY PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP. I am a REAL man w/REAL feelings, and they MUST be respected in the same fashion that you wish for your feelings and desires to be equally respected. End of story.
I prefer that if you do have kids, that they do not live at home.
I do not mind what your living situation is, just PLEASE DO NOT allow mammy and daddy/your aid worker (if you have any) to make decisions for you, concerning your man. (me in this case) Been there, done that. Be woman enough--AND adult enough to handle your own relationship.
I prefer a woman who knows how to cook, OR who is at least willing to learn how to.
I prefer dating a woman who has a good head on her shoulders. What does that mean? Please know something. Please AT LEAST be a H.S GRADUATE. I ask for nothing else. KNOW SOMETHING. A basic education is important, for a variety of reasons, and I want you to do the right thing, by earning your GED, if you've not already graduated. I earned my GED, and believe me... If I was able to do it, YOU are able to do it.
============Hyperreligious Women============
I do not mind how well-rooted you are on whatever path you're on, but... BUT:
I am NOT seeking, nor am I interested in a woman who uses her religious beliefs to snub and reject my feelings, as a man. I am NOT interested in that behavior. I have both 'been there', and I have 'done that', and I am DONE w/that. I deserve better. Keep in mind that my feelings are just as important as yours, and they WILL be respected,or I WILL blow you off. Treat me the way you want to be treated, in the reverse.
============Communication Skills=============
Good communication is KEY to ANY successful relationship. That having been said, I am only seeking a woman who understands the wisdom of that whole concept. Because I'd much rather be alone, than have someone who arrogantly cuts me off, w/out cause. Treat me the way in which you want me, to treat you. And by that same token, sow what you wish to reap.
==============Transportation Matters=============
I prefer that you drive--and on that one note, PLEASE DRIVE SOMETHING. Drive... A bike... A motor scooter... A pogo-stick... A bus... A truck... A plane... Just drive something. At least know how to use public transportation. I am morbidly SICK TO DEATH of dating transportationally-hobbled and broken women, who are too stunted to DRIVE SOMETHING. No good, unacceptable. DRIVE.
============On The Issue Of Disease============
IF... you are bed-ridden and so badly hobbled and broken to where you are living in an inaccessible place where even I cannot even visit you, I am very sorry for your hard luck, but please, honey... leave me alone. I am NOT a healthcare worker, nor do I get paid like one. If yer THAT stricken and hobbled with disease at the outset/get-go, then you need to be institutionalized. Not tryn'a hook some unsuspecting guy, on a dating site.
==============On The Topic of Fetishes==============
Do I have fetishes? YES, I do(!) Will I mention them in here--out in the open, in a public blog? Hell, no! But if you ask me privately, I will reveal s-o-m-e of them, to you. One of the fetish groups which I am not now, nor will I EVER oblige to be a part of, is that of the fetish of: Sado-Masachism.
==============Whom I Will NOT Date=============
I NEVER date ANYONE who is here in the United States on a Temporary Visa. IF... you desire more from me than a basic friendship, YOU WILL be a LEGAL CITIZEN of the United States. PERIOD. Otherwise, you will NOT get some'a THIS, and I am NOT kidding.
Lastly, be honest, be yourself, and PLEASE don't be f-a-k-e-. Thank you so very kindly for your time, and I look forward to your response.
108 months, 22 days ago