Jochon's Profile

I'm a 21 year old student from Norway. I'm nerdy, clever, funny, handsome, and humble too!

I'm here to chat with strangers on the internet and propably share a picture or two. If you got anything you want to see or know, just ask me and I'll do my best to obliege :)


Here's my likes and kinks (in no particular order):

1. Bondage. I'd like to lie you down, tie your hands behind your back and your legs to each bedpost. Then I wanna play a gentle game of "touchy'feely" with the most exposed parts of your naked body until you're screaming for some real love, at which point I'm gonna flip you over on your knees, bend you over, and make you hate chairs for the next week or so ;)

2. Personality. It's the vaguest possible way to put it, I know, but there's nothing more important than having a solid personality. It's nearly impossible to quanitfy what constitutes a good personality, so I'm not even gonna try. I love it when I see it.

3. Chicks that swallow! Love is a girl taking your load in her mouth, true love is when she swallows it. It's a very exciting thing, when a woman gargles and gulps down my lovejuice. I can't say I don't appreciate it. Good girls swallow ;)

4. Analsex. The problem with visiting a new place is that you might have a hard time fitting in, but then after a while you finally do and everything just feels so awesome. Yup, that was an ANALogy. Seriously, though. Analsex is a great thing. Not only does it feel fantastic, but it also shows that she trusts you to treat her well (which makes sex roughly 10 times better). Don't break that trust, don't break her ass!

5. Intelligence. I can't think of anything sexier than a woman with a solid brain. Strong, independant, and intellectual chicks completely decimate glassy-eyed bimbos in my arena of love. And FYI; there's many kinds of intelligence, so I don't mean that you have to be a sexy Stephen Hawking (even though that would be sweet). As long as you don't drool on your blouse when you hear a joke/riddle, I'm happy :p

6. A less known form of first aid; the mouth to cock method. I'm a big fan of having a woman's mouth around my cock while I eat her pussy like a hungry dog. If you see a pair of balls dangling around your face, feel free to play with them.

7. Breeding. Any (honest) straight man would tell you that the thought of making a girl pregnant is.. well, horrifying, but also extremely arousing. We're biologically hardwired to wanna douse your eggs in our cream to propagate the species. Naturally I'm feeling too young to get into all that anytime soon, but when it comes to fantasy and dirtytalk in bed I love it when the girl screams "put your baby in me!" right before I blow my load :p

These are almost definitely not all of my likes and kinks, but they're all I can think of for the moment. If you're interested in me or just curious about me, feel free to shoot a couple of questions my way. I'm also pretty unimaginative when it comes to pictures (chicks have more options than dudes), as all I can think of is dickpics and ballshoots, but if you got a request I am more than happy to obliege :D

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