A man was on a business trip and was getting lonely in his hotel room. He goes down to the bar and sees an a beautiful woman sitting all alone so he sits next to her and buys her a drink. After a while they go up to his room and have sex, the whole time she is playing with his balls, even when they finish she continues. After about five minutes of this he asks why she is so infatuated with his balls? She replies, it's because I don't have my own anymore.

L.M.A.O.