These two dyslexic skiers are stood at the top of the slope. The first one says “Let’s zig zag down the slope.”
The second skier says, “No, it’s zag zig.”
The first skier is sure he’s right and the two of them start having a heated debate about it.
Finally, they spot another skier and the first skier says, “I’ll tell you what, let’s ask this guy.”
So he says to him “Excuse me, sir, going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig?”
The guy replies “Sorry, I’ve no idea. I’m a tobogganist.”
The first skier says, “In that case can I have 20 Marlboro, please?”
