Quasi is havin g a slow dance with Esmeralda when she feels a lump pressing against her, " what's the lump quasi ? He says " that's a pic of my dad" :-)

i don't get it

nor me

Quasimodo hunchback, his dad hunchback, the bells ringing???

no

Duhhhhhh

still doh get it but never mind

Esmeralda says" what's that lump in your pocket quasi?" Get it???

yeah

I gave up

the lump is his dick

ok

" rolls his eyes "

Bravo :-)

Quasi needs a helper, a guy wants the job but has no arms "how will you ring the bell?" at this the armless guy runs and batters the bell with his head "brilliant, do that again and you've got the job" armless runs again but misses the bell and falls to his death. Quasi is downstairs with the police " do you know this man quasi?" He replies" not really but his face rings a bell"