Mar. 30th, 2015 at 10:56am
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, and without a word, strangled his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "I hate autospell! I meant "wifi" not "wife".
“I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, and without a word, strangled his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "I hate autospell! I meant "wifi" not "wife".
