An old woman goes to a grocery store
- 2 kilos of broccolli, please
- sorry ma'am, we don't have any broccolli, but we have some nice cauliflower if you want...
- ok, give me 2 kilos of broccolli
- ma'am, again, we are out of broccolli. Maybe you want some asparagus instead ?
- yea, give me 2 kilos of broccolli
- ma'am....haw can i put this....can you spell ?
- yes
-ok, spell me dog, like in dogmatic
- D O G
- very good, now spell me cat, like in cataclysm
- C A T
- excellent, now spell me fuck, like in broccolli
- but there's no fuck in broccolli !
- that's what i'm tryin' to tell you