My wife went through Menopause at an early age. And I think I have you all beat I can't even get an Old Fashioned from her. It's so bad when you get pissed off at a holiday, Because it get's to Cum once a year. Even if my Wife wanted me eat her out it would be one of those huge sand storms you would see in the 1st Mummy(A big Dust Bowl). Don't feel bad, I got a million of these jokes. I'll be here all week.