bebsbabysis
Mood:  Off the Air
41 / Female / Straight
Posts: 1,604
From: , Kansas
United States
| Okay, so you're asking,
"Who in the hell is Larry"?
Larry gets home late one night and,
Linda, his wife says,
'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo!?' she screeched,
'What kind of tattoo?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my
penis,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking!?'
She said, shaking her head in total disgust.
'Why in the world would an accountant get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his Dick?'
'Well, for one,
I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I enjoy playing with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, Lastly, instead of YOU going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!'
As I said, Larry is in room 232 at the hospital.
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