longshorts's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 67
Pref: Bisexual
Status: Single
Height: 5' 10"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Salt & Pepper
Body Type: Chunky
Smokes: Yes
Drinks: Rarely
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer Not To Say
Children: Yes, do not live with me
Education: Some College
Retired, lonely, don't do mornings, opinionated, sarcastic, dry wit, horny, know my limitations and my abilities. Want someone who will tolerate my faults, and brighten my days. Will give you what you give me (am not talking about materialistic crap). Not a "know it all" and will not tolerate any other know it all. "Life is long, but days are short, not while evil days come not" (if you recognize this phrase, then you are a kindred soul). Avid camper, fisherman, survivalist, don't like big cities, live in rural Alabama. If you think that roughing it out is staying at a Holiday Inn with the power out, then pass me by. I expect loyalty from my partner for I will give the same. "Friends with benefits" especially welcome.
