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[B]Nanuq
10-30-2007, 07:06 PM
Come on...what is the most OFFENSIVE joke you have ever heard and/or told?
I'll start with a mild one...
What's the difference between vaginal blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
Okay, for any delicate flowers, don't read this thread. Everyone else, jump on and post 'em.
Nanuq
FJ62
10-30-2007, 07:16 PM
Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their hairdresser said it was the only way to get all that matted cum out of it.
Why did God give Smashmouth three top ten singles?
Well, it was a clerical error -- he meant to give them all AIDS.
[Both penned by the one and only Neil Hamburger.]
montanaskier
10-30-2007, 07:18 PM
What's the worst part of being a child molester?
The long walk back from the woods alone
or
Trying to get the blood out of the clown costume.
I got some real bad ones but I will wait til this thread gets awful before I post those up. Hasn't this thread already been done?
flyby
10-30-2007, 07:19 PM
Come on...what is the most OFFENSIVE joke you have ever heard and/or told?
I'll start with a mild one...
What's the difference between vaginal blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
Okay, for any delicate flowers, don't read this thread. Everyone else, jump on and post 'em.
Nanuq
What? That is by far the most far fetched joke I have ever heard. Vaginal blood? Ick.
Here's one. It's not much, but it's a start
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
use a blender
how do you get it out?
Tostitos!
Nanuq
10-30-2007, 07:22 PM
Why don't you go down on a chick in the morning?
You ever try to pry apart a peanut butter sandwich with your tongue...
Nanuq
Donkey Punch
10-30-2007, 07:23 PM
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house?
Neither did she.
Nanuq
10-30-2007, 07:23 PM
What's red and orange and looks good on a hippy?
Fire.
Or, how do you get a hippy off a swing?
Hit him in the head with an ax.
Nanuq
montanaskier
10-30-2007, 07:26 PM
I thought so....some real nice ones in this thread for reference.....
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64547&highlight=jokes+tram
flyby
10-30-2007, 07:30 PM
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house?
Neither did she.
Yes!!!!!
How do you piss hellen keller off?
Give her a basketball
Why did hellen keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was gnuhhrrrplsshhhh
If hellen keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?
How did Hellen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron
What is Hellen keller's favorite color?
Corduroy
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman[/B]
10-30-2007, 07:06 PM
Come on...what is the most OFFENSIVE joke you have ever heard and/or told?
I'll start with a mild one...
What's the difference between vaginal blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
Okay, for any delicate flowers, don't read this thread. Everyone else, jump on and post 'em.
Nanuq
FJ62
10-30-2007, 07:16 PM
Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their hairdresser said it was the only way to get all that matted cum out of it.
Why did God give Smashmouth three top ten singles?
Well, it was a clerical error -- he meant to give them all AIDS.
[Both penned by the one and only Neil Hamburger.]
montanaskier
10-30-2007, 07:18 PM
What's the worst part of being a child molester?
The long walk back from the woods alone
or
Trying to get the blood out of the clown costume.
I got some real bad ones but I will wait til this thread gets awful before I post those up. Hasn't this thread already been done?
flyby
10-30-2007, 07:19 PM
Come on...what is the most OFFENSIVE joke you have ever heard and/or told?
I'll start with a mild one...
What's the difference between vaginal blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
Okay, for any delicate flowers, don't read this thread. Everyone else, jump on and post 'em.
Nanuq
What? That is by far the most far fetched joke I have ever heard. Vaginal blood? Ick.
Here's one. It's not much, but it's a start
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
use a blender
how do you get it out?
Tostitos!
Nanuq
10-30-2007, 07:22 PM
Why don't you go down on a chick in the morning?
You ever try to pry apart a peanut butter sandwich with your tongue...
Nanuq
Donkey Punch
10-30-2007, 07:23 PM
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house?
Neither did she.
Nanuq
10-30-2007, 07:23 PM
What's red and orange and looks good on a hippy?
Fire.
Or, how do you get a hippy off a swing?
Hit him in the head with an ax.
Nanuq
montanaskier
10-30-2007, 07:26 PM
I thought so....some real nice ones in this thread for reference.....
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64547&highlight=jokes+tram
flyby
10-30-2007, 07:30 PM
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house?
Neither did she.
Yes!!!!!
How do you piss hellen keller off?
Give her a basketball
Why did hellen keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was gnuhhrrrplsshhhh
If hellen keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?
How did Hellen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron
What is Hellen keller's favorite color?
Corduroy
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman[/B]
