OralEater's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 57
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 9"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Body Type: Athletic
Smokes: Yes
Drinks: Socially
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer Not To Say
Children: Yes, do not live with me
Education: Some College
I am terrible at these things. Do you really want to know at this point? Fine, here it goes. I am 50 Years old going on 22. I am a retired (33 Years) Computer Programmer / Analyst, Technician, Support, etc. Let’s just say Computer Consultant. I have a Computer Science Degree and I am A+ Certified, a Microsoft Certified Professional and Novel Net Ware Certified but that was toast 20 years ago so it doesn't count. LOL.
I am an old fashioned guy. I still pull out chairs; give up my jacket, open car doors, etc. Why, you ask? It's just the right thing to do and always the only option. I am honest, loyal, sensitive, emotional, caring, very funny, very smart and just plain fucking fun to hang with, play with and be around. I have fairly long hair, just below my shoulders. I am a drummer & singer who loves 80's & 90's rock (Yes, that does explain the long hair. :) ).
I live by the Golden Rule; I believe that a man's Integrity is everything. I have zero tolerance for liars and games players, however, everybody gets 1. But NOBODY gets 2! My word is Gold and I NEVER broken a promise. I used to race stock cars and motocross 125 and I played Professional Hockey, briefly. I absolutely love animals, all animals. I think the best sound ever is the sound of a baby laughing. My best features are my eyes, smile, brain, sense of humor, stamina, honesty and a couple of other "specific" talents, (check my user name again for a hint). See? I told you I was terrible at these. Even though I did warn you, I’m still sorry. :)
