PoonHarpooner's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 35
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 10"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Body Type: Athletic
Smokes: Yes
Drinks: Socially
Race: Mixed Race
Religion: Other
Children: Yes, do not live with me
Education: Bachelor's Degree
am the Poon Harpooner.
I am Zodom Grindz.
Zodom Grindz is a fictional character, nothing said or done by his likeness is to be taken as real life, and can not be used in court of law
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These day's it seems I'm leaning towards straight giving no fucks. My world may not be all fire and brimstone but there sure are fangs hiding in the shadows, ready to suck on something I assume.
I love music, most of my time outside of the great poon yander is either spent listening to or creating music. Writing has always helped me understand myself, and I have this urge for people to know just how awesome I am, and respect that accordingly. In these parameters I am honor bound to make people observe my genius, and sense most people are lazy unintelligent boobs, they will never read a thing, so I'm gunna scream it at you until your ear drums birst or you suck my pecker. Just call me Uncle Buttknuckle tonight kids.
I tattoo, dabble in divination, cook, get fucked up, fight, and fuck. I get better as the list continues, Music is my hobby, but fucking is truely my masterpiece.
Yeayeayea, rantrantbabble. Fuck you, where's the substance oozing from your profile? Yea I've got no kuth, a snaggletoothe, and a tallywacker made of solid gold, but that's just the surface. I have a very abnormal spirituality and I'm also one of the most caring and considerate people you will ever meet. Of course I have selective empathy and also can be very angry and cold. My mood stays in a rapid manic state combined with a histeric personality make me a very difficult person to get to know, as today I am not who I was yesterday, and tomorrow I will not be who I am today. All the voices in my head are women, except for the one that tells me what to do, the women just talk to each other, it's fucking irritating.
I love animals, though I would never put my penis in one for non comical purposes, I always wanted to shiskibob a gerbil. But being serious, I find my peace in nature, I understand animals, they have no concept of lying. I have owned rats, lizards, even a Nile Monitor, poodles, pit bulls. I kissed a goat once, tried to steal a cow from the fair. I also punched a cow once for walking up to me like he was somebody.
KNEEL BEFORE
ZODOM GRINDZ
