happy14u's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 69
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 7"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Other
Body Type: Average
Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer Not To Say
Children: No, and do not want
Education: Some College
I'm a fun, likable fellow that's virtually always horny.
I'm a little wild, kinda crazy but completely nice. Hey, one can get really, really naughty but still be nice.
I'm free to travel or welcome you to my home. You can stay as long as you like, treat it like your own---just please don't sell it! Whichever suits you will tickle me plumb silly but I do believe its important we wind up in the same place at the same time. (yeah, I know. Picky,picky, picky)
Wherever we are, I will always have Bernie, my one eyed buddy with me. As long as I remember he's been really attached to me. Although we work very well together, when it comes to sex, neither one of us is worth a flip without the other.
Bernie is almost nearly, but not quite hardly (that's pert near, just not plumb) seven inches tall. I have no idea how much he weighs. Bernie has a good head, I'm just not sure its on his shoulders. In fact, I'm not even sure he has shoulders, Near as I can tell, they gave him a good head, then they gave him the shaft! And, to be honest, while he has a good head at one end, at the other end, he's really nuts!
Bernie is just plumb crazy wild about women and loves really getting into them. Draining them of every drop of their cum in the most exciting, pleasurable way possible til they are too exhausted to move, but too satisfied, fulfilled and contented to want to. But, no worries, Bernie isn't selfish. He will gladly give you his cum to replace yours. I mean, fair is fair, huh?
I am open to developing a relationship with either a swinging partner or one that is exclusive--providing the woman isn't already in a relationship. Cheating has not, is not and will never be my 'thing'. I will not sacrifice my principles or integrity for anything no matter how much I want it. Whatever one does today, they have to live with the rest of their lives.
I like most everything but operas, ballets and beets. Not too crazy about whips and chains either. In fact, if you really enjoy operas or ballets, I'll even go to them with you. Sorry, no way I will eat any beets! (A fellow has to draw the line somewhere.)
Now don't want to rush you, but please bear in mind, it was only yesterday that today was tomorrow.
