Corgibutts's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Pref: Straight
Status: Married
Height: 5' 2"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Body Type: Athletic
Smokes: No
Drinks: Not At All
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not Religious
Children: No, and do not want
Education: Some College
I wrote a bulleted list about me on my OKCupid. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Zealous98/ Yay! I don't see the point in copypasting everything and now I have more room for words. I suggest reading if you think you'll like me. I tried to go for less about my (dis)likes and more an impression of what it would be like to share company with me.
I'm here because I feel like I'm wasting my vasectomied youth. I had made the decision nearly a decade before the operation, and I had the operation after meeting a great girl who took care of me while I bled to death out my balls. We enjoyed the freedom it gave us and the money it saved on condoms, but recently... It's become stale between us. My kinks feel diluted, and it bothers me. I know it's just me adapting to the situation, and it just isn't me. I'd like to be able to do it out of the bedroom. In a position that isn't the only possible one... due to our, um, bodily differences. When I was looking for a partner, I was looking for love while forgetting that sex was equally important to me so I let slide that our body types might be incompatible. While I don't regret meeting her, I'm not content with being content. I want a certain satisfaction.
I'm looking for "Friendship" because I actually want a connection with someone. While I've never "swung" before I feel like it's something not for me. Sex is trust, and I trust easily; but it's still a matter of trust.
Sex-wise: Please, pubes are gross and unhygienic. I'm smooth down there. I would gladly shave my body hair, though I will go ahead and shave my legs if you don't say anything because smooth legs are HEAVENLY. I'm very into crossdressing... but expressly for sexual gratification. I associate feminity with sexuality foremost... so feeling feminine grants me quite an appetite. I love being the pet... though I suppose it's not necessary. I know Master mentalities in feminine people are super rare. But! just wearing a collar gives me nice shudders. ADDITIONALLY! I love doing it in public places without being seen, masturbation or otherwise. I'd love to do it somewhere taboo like at a school. I do like ponies, real or cartoony. Interpret that as you may. Also dogs. LOVE DOGS. It would be neat if you loved dogs too. In ANY way.
Anyway... I hope you're someone who can mesh with me.
