toobigforbraggin's Profile

im tall thin, and my only redeeming attribute is in my pants. however the irony is that my bragging appendage is too big and ive been dumped 3 times after the head of my penis damages her cervix. Im blessed with the gift of selective dammge, of impressive size and strength. With great dick come great responsibility to be gentle. Im so annoyed and I am relieved only because Im so numb and traumatized by the horror of my life that I give thanks to the god of semen, and the saint of patron sodomy, for allowing me to not be able to get sad or angry that I never will have love or be happy ever, and can focus on hoping that mistakes of my being born will once out of five times in tragedy, are bound to reciprocate to me the good part. the gods will grant the wish that as I dream, my angel will kiss my mouth, and gods tough will suffocate my existance.

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