MagicDwarfs's Profile
Sex: Male
Age: 40
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 11"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Body Type: Average
Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not Religious
Children: No, but would like one day
Education: Bachelor's Degree
In 1947 a man named Dusty Sanders ran the scratch and sniff sticker industry. At first Dusty was weak to find success because Dusty would only premote good health products like scratch and sniff broccoli and cabage and stuff that would make bugs bunny put a boombox on his shoulders and go hoppy hop hoppy hop we don't stop we don't stop. It was not a big hit for children because the tourment of eating vegetables was like putting a Cow bell on your neck and singing Moo Moo Moo thats how we doo moo moo moo I like cabbage going think think think with a tomato in your hand and you got a rotten tomato slamed right in your face like oh no blast one in your face and you did it to yourself. So Dusty tried making scratch and sniff gass cans and cheese blocks. It was a big hit for children they would sit in pow wow circles and go sniff the cheese ok now sniff the gass, sniff the cheese ok now sniff the gass and go doo doo doo Barny has big cheeks and I like to smell gass. If you would sniff the gass and then the cheese legeon has it that a cow would appear out of the smoke and go abroom broom broom broom broom broom broom and run the kids into the woods with Meat Loaf the band. The problem was that Ozzy wouldn't disipear he would always stay tell morning and try to get the kids to do the hokey pokey putting balonya and cheese sandwitches together trying to be a good role moddle for all the kids moms and what not. He must have felt bad cause Meat loaf would always sing I would anything for love but I won't do that and everyone would wounder what it is that he won't do. He probable wouldn't do oisters, I know I wouldn't do oisters. Who's gonna do an oister?
Yelling at the reinbow, Shaking fists at color spectrum, Breaking through the black and white of what could be our life, When I said Swis Cheese not the Provolone. (!!!I SAID GUN TO MY HEAD I SAID SWISS CHEESE NOT THE SPREAD I SAID GUN TO MY HEAD I SAID SWISS CHEESE NOT THE SPREAD I SAID GUN TO MY HEAD I SAID SWISS CHEESE NOT THE SPRRRREAAAAAAD!!!)
