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He is a straight professional male, she is a bi professional female with a recently honed, seriously bad attitude towards idiots. We are looking for either a couple with bi fem or a bi fem on her own to join us from time to time for hot sexy fun. Single males are not welcome and will be ignored, possibly after being seriously insulted for their stupidity or worse still their rudeness and ignorance. We want to take it slowly and get to know people, NO SINGLE MALES maybe swap some pics and chat on the phone long before we agree to any meeting. SINGLE MALES ARE STILL UNWELCOME. We love many things like oral sex, photos, same room full swap, videos and mutual masturbation, also mild bondage.

I (fem) dont do anal so dont waste my time or your breath asking. I do have a long standing liking of DP in my cunt and yes you HAVE to wear a rubber or I will personally chew your minute dick off and spit out the grissle.
NO SINGLE MALES!!!
Update 05/12:- I (fem) am getting severely pissed off with telling ILLITERATE, SINGLE MALE WANKERS that we don't fuck with them, not even in Cyber Land!! WE ONLY FUCK WITH COUPLES or SINGLE GIRLS!! We have only ever fucked with other couples or single girls!! NO SINGLE MALES!!! We dont EVER want a single male. In the unlikely event that we should change our minds we will find one ourselves! (That will probably be sometime after Hell takes on an icy crust and the pigs all land in formation)

Update 07/12 Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! I (fem) cant believe this is necessary but experience would indicate otherwise.
NO SINGLE MALES actually includes bastard married/attached males playing away. If you are male and your profile says single we do n't want to know!
We want a COUPLE with a Bisexual Female or a BI FEM! NOTHING else will do!
Oh and United Kingdom would be good too. We are willing to travel but intercontinental sex is expensive and bloody hard work!
We live in Newark UK NOT fucking Lagos!

Update 12/12 He is very straight but has no problem with a couple with a bi guy being straight for the night. We are not ageist or sizeist as we cannot afford to be either ourselves but a couple SIMILAR to us, in the UK would be a good start and we can chat,see where that goes. If you dont fit the criteria then sorry, thanks but no thanks.

Guys, J here. You have pissed this lady off big time! Unless you or your partner are a bisexual female then DONT BOTHER! That also goes for any male with single in the profile. We are NOT INTERESTED !
Her tongue can shred flesh at 30 paces. It should be licensed as an offensive weapon!

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