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hi, please have a read through my profile then,to break the ice, , then ask me 5 Questions, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully ....(and I dare you to re-post this and see what people ask you..)

Hairy pussies, BIG girls and mature women jump to the front of the queue..

I do like a bit dirty chat

****I will not reply to one liners.. eg fancy a fuck. and I wont accept friends requests without chat first***

Time for an update I think….. Please read my profile in full.. There is lot there, but I think it’s best to be open about who I am and what I want.. better for all parties to enjoy any meets.
****If I send you a message and you are not interested, then a 'thanks but no thanks because…' would be appreciated’
I will always reply to initial messages with the same..

**ME**
**As much as I do like bareback sex, its far to much of a risk, so I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN PENATRIVE SEX WIT A STRANGER WITHOUT A CONDOM****

I am married, and she knows nothing about this, but as I get little sex at home and never get my cock sucked, I need a little extra…
I am about 5’8” fair hair, average build. I don’t smoke, or drink. I’ve got an uncut cock with about 6 ½ inch of useable length. I sometimes cum fairly quickly first time if I am really turned on/horny, however I am a repeater, often without going soft, and last a lot longer second, third or fourth time.
I always trim my pubes very short, shave my balls, bum and shaft, before meets. and expect the same from men..
I ADORE LICKING PUSSY.. And am happy to go down for a long time..and even happy just to lick your pussy until you cum then leave, 'though at least a wank would be appreciated..
I don’t like my balls sucked squeezed or rolled about, but nip my scrotum as much as you like ;)
No nails or scratches.. it’s very difficult to hide from the other half.
I have found that I like to wear women’s kickers and sometimes tights, particularly if they are someone else’s. However this is occasional and I would not class myself as a CD
I like my bum played with a bit and sometimes with toys, particularly like the other half’s rabbit and one of my fantasies is to be fucked by a woman with a strapon..
I am willing to try just about anything twice, (not scat, pain and not sure about watersports).. Provided its safe, and all parties involved are consenting.
I do enjoy being on web cams, and taking pictures and videos of myself, so if there is anything you would like to see on cam, in a picture or on a quick vid, drop me a message and I’ll try to oblige..
I am not easily shocked so feel free to ask me anything or tell me about your fantasies and kinks…
What am I in to?
**WOMEN **
Age, colour and looks are unimportant to me..
I LOVE BIG GIRS/BBW/SBBW, mature women and ‘Plain Janes'. Also, big boobs are nice, but big bums are better.
I’ve never had any inter racial/Black girl fun yet, but would love to… goth/rock chicks and women with ink are also a turn on for me.
Although I love shaven pussy I do like a very hairy pussy too.
Im also is interested in hearing from women who like to use a strapon or their dildos and vibes with men.

**MEN***
I have stated on my profile that I am ' bi curious' ... I'm a bit more than curious, I have had a little experience with one man and want to try more.. I have been fucked, and sucked cock and enjoyed both.. I am happy to try 'top' though I have had very little experience of giving anal sex so have no idea how I will perform...however I DO NOT find men attractive and WILL NOT kiss men... a bit of mutual masturbation or even a little oral during a threesome or group, is not ruled out, maybe more if the mood is right.
However I’m not sure if I am ready for 1 on 1 with a bloke yet

**TV/TS/CD**
Although I have not played with a TV/TS/CD yet, I am eager to, and ‘though I am a bit nervous about it (in a good way) I’m sure I’ll get over it ?
I have found myself increasingly turned on by hard cocks in women’s undies, however I’m not looking for a ‘cock in a frock’
If you are sexy, convincing and/or feminine, I may be interested.. Please drop me a line and say hi.

**COUPLES/GROUPS**
I have not yet met with any couples, but I am very keen to and I am happy to play as a three or more, as long as there is at least one woman involved.
I am particularly interested in meeting with couples who have a bi male.
I also have a couple of female bi fuck buddies and a bi curious male friend who are willing to meet with me if a couple is what you are looking for.

**MEETS**
As I have a young family at home and a partner who is unaware of my activities, my accommodating is VERY rare, and so I have stated that I cannot.
Discretion is paramount, and will be mutually assured.

If I plan to meet, due to my situation, things may change, I will do my best to give as much notice as possible if I have to cancel and I would appreciate the same as my time is limited and I don’t want to waste it or indeed yours

***WINKS***
If I wink at you::
I am not completely within your criteria, but I am interested and hope that I catch your attention.
I am interested, but as you are new then you will no doubt get loads of messages and I will send you one when I think things have died down a bit.
In either situation, a wink back will get a reply message, but a reply message from you would be even better.

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