ChuckTrumpout

Trump’s medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

So enjoy your victory, Trump voters! Because when you’re dying because you don’t have health insurance to treat the infection you got from a back alley abortion you had to get because of fetal lead poisoning, you can say to yourself, ‘At least I didn’t vote for someone with a private email server.'

Trump had medical deferment [during Vietnam]. He had inter-rectum cranial inversion, which means his head is up his ass.

Donald Trump really has egg on his face now. Which pairs nicely with the hash browns on the top of his head

Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama.”

After endless negotiations with North and South Korea, Trump remarked that East and West Korea must be much more peaceful as he never hears from them.