CrysFavors

Simple arrangement: I'm all stocked up to go fast. You show up naked under your clothing. We get cranking and the bed gets creaky. I'm virgin to this, so please do us both a favor. I've been dying to up try it out. Humping the bed just ain't cutting it. Although it is surprisingly good.

I have a magic tongue and I can breathe through my ears. I can eat a peach for an hour, and usually do. I'm looking for someone who authentically enjoys riding the hobby horse, and I'm well known in several heavenly realms. I have sent a lot of girls there. Usually they don't even know their own names by the time I get finished. Heh heh. Hey, it's not bragging if it's true.

I'm very open-minded and into all kinds of things. Whatever gets you to the light, it's my pleasure.

One more thing: I'm safe and sane, and rent a room in a secure place. You'll be well taken care of. But please don't bring any drama. Train wrecks don't get a clean-up crew. They get booted. Be cool and I will too.