LongnLastLonger

Last week, I was executing a covert operation deep in Ukraine when I was nearly cornered by Russian forces. Luckily, the boys from the Donbas Battalion left me a ‘take care’ package: a stolen RPG-7 grenade launcher that took care of most of them, giving me just enough time for the CIA’s instant-inflatable hang glider. Thought I was home free—until AK-74 fire tore through the sky. You know that red button that says ‘do not push’? Well, this one saved my life. Two jets on the wings shot me to 200 mph in seconds, putting me out of range. The President wanted to thank me in person, but I told him to leave his yacht open this weekend. Care to join me for a mojito?
On a serious note, I consider myself a consummate gentleman with a lot of passion. I’m wise in several areas of life, eager to share and learn more. Down-to-earth with a good sense of humor, I’m looking for genuine, immediate connections. I’m not here for a pen pal; I’d rather meet for coffee or a drink to see if there’s potential for something more. I prefer a woman who’s fit and comfortable in her own skin—and I do appreciate a certain look. But at the end of the day, I’m more about the connection and chemistry we share. I’m looking for someone who isn’t easily offended and is as passionate as I am. Love me, and I’ll move mountains for you. Let’s have fun and see where it leads. I'm just searching one at a time until the lucky lady is found for life