Peenonoir

I`m a married man in my 30`s. I do have pictures, but considering I just mentioned how I`m married, it seems like a terrible idea to put a picture of anything on here. My body is recognizable to my wife, and my face is super recognizable. Like, she has never not recognized me since we first time we met. Sometimes, I'll show her a picture of me and I'll ask, "Who's that?" And she'll say, "That's you." And then I'm all like, "Yeah. Good eye." For all of you that are in relationships that have posted a picture, I salute your courage. I will provide a pic upon request, provided the first thing you say to me isn`t, "Hey, gimme a pic."

I`m looking for a woman with a good sense of humor that is nearby and isn`t looking for attachment strings. Yes, I am aware that last part of the sentence made it sound like English is my second language. But, it is in fact, my first. I don`t even know any other languages unless you count pig Latin, but I haven`t spoken that in over 20 years. And it`s not a real language.

I look forward to sending weird and awkward emails to all the beautiful women out there, and some of the not so beautiful women. I do not discriminate when it comes to sending weird and awkward messages.