RandyMan6969

I never know what to write, so I'm gonna just go for laughs (if you're easily offended than don't read this).... I know that when some of you younger ladies see my age on here you wonder whether or not I'm able to perform or even get it up anymore. I assure you I can. I won't lie, I've been curious about taking Viagra but thought it was kinda expensive. I can be kinda cheap so instead of buying Viagra I thought it would be clever to mix Miracle Grow and Fix-A-Flat and drink that.... (Now you know that's not true)....

I recently tried this generic form of Viagra known as Mycoxafloppin..... (I know that was horrible)....

One time I took Viagra with prune juice.... Which was a really bad idea. I didn't know if I was coming or going.....

The fact of the matter is at 51 years old, I really have no need for it. I have no problem maintaining a steady erection. The last girl I was with was nearsighted. She took off her glasses before going down on me, and accidentally poked herself in the eye. She got cockeyed..... Alright I'll stop now.

If you're curious about my regular life hobbies, likes and dislikes, then just ask. I'm not opposed to a LTR, in fact I kinda like the idea..... Just hasta be good chemistry. I will say that I know this oral/fingerplay technique that makes women orgasm so hard that they squirt! I love being able to bring women to this point because so few ever have. Would love to show you how. Especially if you never have before.....

I'm not really into a specific "type".... I just know if things click then I like it. Of course you do have to laugh at my jokes. And yes they can be stupid at times. I would love to be able to find that person that I really click with so that I can get off the internet and have a one and only. But until I find that person here I am....

P.S. If you're a Dead Head step right up to the front of the line!
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