Royalewithcheese

Been single for 4 years now.

I know that I'm NOT the hang out at a bar and "Pick-up" women type, hence me being here.

...I'm an AZ native, comfortable in my own skin, funny, I promise to make you laugh, actually have a personality, and can have a real conversation. I've always been told that my sense of humor is one of my best attributes. I believe you should be able to find humor in just about anything including laughing at yourself. I am confident enough in myself to be able to do that and tackle just about anything that gets thrown my way.

The Movie quotes that indicate my sense of humor are: just a sample.

"I took the restrictor plate off the old Red Dragon to give it more juice"

"did you do the motor boat? You did didn't you you old sailor you!"

"sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know cause I'd never eat the filthy mother****ers"

"no, I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me, or duder or el duderino..."

"the ****ing Catalina Wine Mixer..."

While song "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" plays in background....the intentional and total destruction of a fax/printer by office geeks.

I'm pretty much mentally stable LOL.
Most people who know me would consider me "a fun, sucessfull, attractive, and the most incredible person they have ever known." lol

And I can behave myself in public.
I love good conversation, I enjoy cooking, good food, drinking good wine, a cold beer. LOL

I enjoy watching movies, hanging out by the pool, and friends enjoying a good BBQ of grilling meat over a fire, like a caveman.

I am honest, do not play games and reliable, and would expect the same from you. It all comes down to the Golden Rules we learned as kids really.
I am a really good kisser, (according to the kissee), and I enjoy it, a lot

I like to sometimes party with fun people, not boring ones. then there are the times I just want to relax and watch a movie. It's tough to find time for either these days.

I am currently pursuing Bachelors of Science / Nuclear Medicine. Reinventing myself after the financial meltdown.

Long term relationship, short term, dating, etc.... The selections are hard to be very accurate for me. I miss being in a committed long term relationship, but I also realize that as a full time student pursuing a challenging new career means my time to devote to a relationship is limited. I'm hoping to meet someone who understands that.

...thought...

"Maybe we wouldn't be so carefree about cutting down trees if they could scream........unless they screamed all the time for no reason."

If you've made it this far then you must love me or hate me. I'm only interest in the lovers... Lol