Stoopac
Let's meet up in public and go from there! :-)
About Me
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Portland, Oregon, United States
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50 / Male / Straight5' 10" · Average · Brown hair · Hazel eyes · Caucasian · Doesn't smoke · Drinks socially
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Single
Hey you!
Can you believe it's been nearly 40 years and we haven't met? What a weird world!
Let me tell you about why you should like me:
- I am incredible in bed. Don't believe me? Just ask me! I'll tell you how wonderful I am!
- You will never find a smarter guy in any room you are standing in. I have ALL of the answers and I am willing to share!
- What's that delicious smell? Probably me! I smell like a mix between fresh rain, bacon and whiskey... It's why I moved to the Pacific NW!
- Have an ex or co-worker who is bothering you? I can make them disappear! I'm not in the mafia, but I am a powerful wizard and can make them literally disappear!
- My eyes have the ability to cure cancer. True story!
- One time this girl I was dating told me that I was like a firework, I said "Thanks Katy!"
- "The Notebook" is based on a story I once told a friend on a train. Nicholas, you card you!
- On that note, if I get one more call from Ryan Gosling asking about how I stay in such great shape... That knucklehead!
- Have you ever heard doves cry? Come do some karaoke with me!
- I am a big fan of animals because I can talk to them. In my basement I have a racing snail, very rare.
- I know this sounds too good to be true, but take it from me: I've said all of it!
Can you believe it's been nearly 40 years and we haven't met? What a weird world!
Let me tell you about why you should like me:
- I am incredible in bed. Don't believe me? Just ask me! I'll tell you how wonderful I am!
- You will never find a smarter guy in any room you are standing in. I have ALL of the answers and I am willing to share!
- What's that delicious smell? Probably me! I smell like a mix between fresh rain, bacon and whiskey... It's why I moved to the Pacific NW!
- Have an ex or co-worker who is bothering you? I can make them disappear! I'm not in the mafia, but I am a powerful wizard and can make them literally disappear!
- My eyes have the ability to cure cancer. True story!
- One time this girl I was dating told me that I was like a firework, I said "Thanks Katy!"
- "The Notebook" is based on a story I once told a friend on a train. Nicholas, you card you!
- On that note, if I get one more call from Ryan Gosling asking about how I stay in such great shape... That knucklehead!
- Have you ever heard doves cry? Come do some karaoke with me!
- I am a big fan of animals because I can talk to them. In my basement I have a racing snail, very rare.
- I know this sounds too good to be true, but take it from me: I've said all of it!
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superfuckboy
Thanks! :-)