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This is candy corn in Australia they taste like shit

For your candy corn curiosity...

“How Long Does It Take You People to Shop?” - Lewis Black
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the damn thing wont let me see it in Australia

5 hours ago

I've just realized I've lost my " Forum Veteran Status " 24 yrs of posting in the forums gone for the better I would think. I hope those who attacked and flooded the real members over the years are proud of themselves - You know who you are. Now you have no hope of hurting people online - Your keyboard warrior days are over on this site. To those who read my wall just use the report button its working fine if anyone tries to harass you and use the ignore so they can't read or insult you on your wall. It may not have happened to others like it did me so i'm just enjoying the new upgraded site and i hope you are to.

I’ve always thought air was free. That is, I did until I went out and bought a $3 bag of chippies .

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Must of been on special

1 day ago

i don't mine a chippy or 2 but i will not pay $5.50 for air - seriously I've never got a full bag ever and sometimes i wonder who else got my chippies if i'm paying for only half a bag

1 day ago

Is there a connection between candy corn and corn nuts?

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That's kind of a corny question

3 days ago

im feeling a little corny today

3 days ago

Just depends on what one you like to eat

1 day ago

i have never put either of them in my mouth ..LoL..

1 day ago

Just for a laugh - Try calling someone just to tell them you can’t talk right now.

I’m so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk.

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So where does strawberry milk come from ?

1 day ago

Johann hang onto your chair Strawberry milk is when their utters bleed from the suction caps pulling on their dry nipples ..LoL..

1 day ago

Well then may your nipples never be dry and your udders never bleed. And the suction caps always be my soft lips

1 day ago

Wow what a nice banner you've made for this group. We're one big happy and some times dysfunctional family here on Nude Web but deep down i think were loving and humorous amongst each other and that's what keeps us joined at the hip xx

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Happy Labour Day Long Weekend

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Same to you miss yummy have a great long weekend and take care of yourself

8 days ago

i did jack shit all weekend watch the grand final i thought the knights should have won but good on the roosters

3 days ago

Hope you’re doing well miss yummy take it one day at a time and take care of yourself

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Be nice to redheads. It is a very interesting experience to go through life with red hair the colour of a stop sign, traffic signals, strawberries, blood, rubies, apples, or copper pipe, having skin the colour of milk or liquid paper when all of your friends are tanned and wearing hats, long sleeves and mounds of sunscreen to fend off the evil advances of the freckle-manufacturing, cancer-provoking, burn-generating sunshine..

slip slop slap - ( my summer is here )

slip on a shirt
slop on some sunscreen
slap on a hat

and you'll be free from freckles :o)


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Redheads are lucky it's frequently said.

My friends all assure me while patting my head.

Redheads have freckles a fact I can't hide.

So I count myself special and wear them with pride.

I've heard the expression that blonde's have more fun.

But when it comes to being a redhead I truly am the lucky one.

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