About Me
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oakland, California, United States
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47 / Male / Straight5' 11" · Brown hair · Blue eyes · Smokes sometimes · Drinks socially
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Single
I typed the best profile in the world here. 5 paragraphs of 2 sentences each, elegantly touching on everything important to me, and ending with why you want to message me.
The stupid web site logged me out so when I clicked "save changes" everything was lost. So now this is the shitty profile you are reading. This is not even a tribute to the best profile in the world.
The stupid web site logged me out so when I clicked "save changes" everything was lost. So now this is the shitty profile you are reading. This is not even a tribute to the best profile in the world.
Chatting
Orgasms
spending time with friends
will have friends fuck me
friends
Erotica
kisses
Real people
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