kindoreally

I might spoil you! Now I must warn you because this is sooooo true, when you read this profile you will either be pissed at me or laughing and feel good. Sorry for the length but please take the time to read it all. I do have pics but I prefer to keep them behind the scene here because I work with a lot of people, and some of them are also on here. Don't be afraid to send a message either way, just be kind like me. I send flowers to nice people ;) I come here to enjoy chatting and hopefully meeting someone in person someday. I may have hit the meet me thing or perhaps favourite button, or read something I like about you when I looked at your profile. Think of that as just a way of me saying you are pretty and/or interesting. If after you read my profile and like what you read, then hey get back to me. If you are unsure, no problem let's chat for now and get aquainted as friends. Alternately if you are curious and or shy then just add me to your favourites list and I'll send you a message. If you don't like well all I can say is "Your loss" carry on no harm no foul. But make sure you read ALL my profile to get it. I'm a member of Mensa so you know I'll chat intelligently on any subject. I won't be making a pest of myself so if you are interested you'd better say so up front and we'll keep chatting get to know each other till we are ready for meeting in person.
FORWARD
SSShhhh now don't get all excited because of my profile being different from most. I go with the mantra that you can be on a diet and still look at the menu. Sure you might be looking for that all illusive soul mate, bff, or whatever, but like me you may like to look at the menu. Everyone is different on here so just be kind and throw me back in the pond if you so choose. No harm no foul, I know it's going to be a very special woman that I'm looking for, and she will be treated like gold! I'm all about respect, kindness and understanding. I'm also not superficial, so don't worry about those few extra curves, they make you mmmm, and its inside that counts.
CHARTER 1 The Good
I'm not looking for attitude, just someone who's nice inside. And yes this is a real profile. No Rush, get to know each other, become friends, I'm looking for ONE special woman who doesn't want to beat around a bush and play games.I'm an easy going guy, kind and considerate, gentle and humble, a gentleman at heart. I see the glass half full most of the time so I'm an optimist. I love comedy and joking around, but I can be serious when it is time for it. I'm a straight forward. Let's meet somewhere, enjoy a drink, chat and see if we click. I'm not looking for a cling on, and I will never be one either. I'm single and intend to stay that way for now. Friends who enjoy each others company and know their limits. I know what the word NO means!
My favourite saying and doing is this... Smiles are free so hand them out lavishly to all!
I'm never pushy or aggressive and always put your concerns first. Very respectful.
CHAPTER 2 (The different) Here's where I get straight forward...
I have a fetish I'd like to explore and now explain.
CHAPTER 3 (The naughty)
I love doing oral on a woman! And yes that's all I'm looking for nothing more for now, no strings or reciprocation necessary. I'm not like one of those guys who goes down half heartedly just to get a return favour. Performing oral properly is having the patience to please your partner to the point of a full body orgasm. If you have never experienced that and want to see a real one send me a message and I'll send you a link to a video that shows it. You won't believe what you are missing. Read on if you dare but keep an open mind. Remember this is just one side of me.
For me it all starts with gentle caressing and kissing. I love the feel of lips touching lips, caressing each other gently with our mouths as our tongues meet with great excitement building. I love to gently suck on your lips and suck on your tongue also. As I hear you breathing heavier, I slowly move along kissing your jaw line and neck and just behind your ears..mmm I love hearing you breathe deeper as my tongue caresses your ear lobe, as my hands gently begin caressing your whole body!(Do you love to be kissed like that?
I begin caressing and moving my hands all over your body gently massaging you, sweeping accross your butt gently grabbing it! I slowly move down to your breasts with my mouth and begin to circle your nipples with my tongue and gently suck on them as I cup them with my hands. Always Gentle because they are sooo sensitive.
As I hear you breathe deeper enjoying the moment I will continue slowly ever so slowly, moving down to your belly button and lick with the tip of my tongue for a short moment as I continue caressing you. I feel you begin to pant!
I will just keep my tongue in contact with your body, dancing on it, so you can feel the movement, with the occasional stop for a gentle suck and lick, I move down further mmmm. Now your anticipation grows as you long for me to suck on you more. Again slowly I move down and position myself to do just that! But first I must dance my tongue along each inner thigh, again sucking and licking, and over and around but not directly on where I know you want me! I must make the moment last. Your now at the point where you can't think of anything else but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Slowly I open you up, mmmm and by now you are wet with anticipation as I lick you, mmmm going from the bottom to the top in one large puppy dog lick,..mmmmmmm delicious! I will lick like this sometimes fast and sometimes real slow.
You squirm and wriggle with delight as I do this over and over! mmmm. You can hardly contain yourself, but try to hold on as long as you can! Because now its time to really rock! Using my tongue I will circle your hot spot and lick every so often with short puppy dog licks as you become sooooo sensitive you are bursting! I will put my tongue inside you and see if I can taste you! I'm licking and sucking constantly as I feel you push and thrust your body into my face!.... mmmm I want you to burst sooo much now! WWWWOOOOWWWW finally you are gushing with huge pulsating throbs as you scream with delight! I love it! I want you to burst at least twice if not more as I continue to enjoy your body in this way. I will put some fingers in for the second time and change up the sensations for you as you enjoy such an erotic encounter! Have some safe fun while you search for the ONE! If you find someone you want to get serious with, just let me know and I'll discreetly move on. Plain and simple no hassles or strings. Or maybe you'll like it so much you'll enjoy our relationship and be satisfied enough to keep it happening... wow that would be awsome.
Yah I know long naughty profile...but you know what ... at least I'm honest.
Still available, so message me!