markinhove

Friendly, open-minded guy in Hove.

Originally from North Yorkshire, but have spent the majority of my life down south in various different places. I’m really laid back and easy going. I enjoy live music and going to gigs. I like all sorts of things but mostly loud and involving guitars. I’m more of a night in sort of person than a clubber and going on a “mad one”, but a nice quiet pub where you can talk over a pint and have a cuddle and I’m all yours. I read a lot. Everyone probably says that but I actually do, part of my job is to write book reviews, so someone who is into books too would be nice.

I don’t have a six pack and probably never will. Nor am I over 6ft, rich or look like Brad Pitt. So if you are one of those with a unrealistic expectations of online dating, then I’m probably not for you. But if you do like sarcastic, pale, well endowed skinny guys with a bit of a beer belly and into punk rock, then look no further!

I’m looking for more of an accomplice than a girlfriend, I suppose. A paramour, if you will. Someone I can get into trouble with... Just kidding. Some casual fun/drinks with a nice intelligent lady with a naughty adventurous streak. In an ideal world, it will lead to something long term and serious, but I'm happy to just go with the flow and see what happens. Not looking to rush anyone into anything. Just nice friendly times. No drama. No games. Unless you like Trivial Pursuit, but I should warn you know, I’m pretty good.

We will probably get on if... you are confident in your own skin, you like long Sunday afternoon walks after a long sex session the night before and a naughty lie in the next morning, know who The Clash and The Ramones are, can hold a decent conversation, don’t mind a little friendly debate, like a good gig and up for the nude beach or the naked bike ride in the summer.

We probably won’t get on if… you are a militant vegan, don’t read, like BTS or Coldplay, voted for Brexit, the Tories, was under the delusion that Jeremy Corbyn would actually win, are into hipster guys with beards and short trousers.

If all of that hasn't scared you off, then come and say hi x