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A 6ft slim, attractive, reasonably fashionable with a dry sarcastic sense of humour. l can be very impulsive & yet lm so laid back lm in 83 ...
Perhaps my main attribute is that lm honest and very direct
l will tell you what l think 'straight up and down' also l will defiantly do all my worrying, when lm ln a 6ft box "

Favourite Music / Bands ............
Faithless : Leftfield : Deep Dish : Massive attack : Simple Minds :
Tears For Fears :

Although lm 46 l still enjoy clubbing & jumping about to progressive house music ! who said white men have no rythum, well they were wrong 'Big time. ........... 'However'
lm sort of engaged to my Playstation'3, but lf l find the girl lm looking for l will deposit in a place of her chosing' my Playstation'3 along with the keys to my flat and also my Soul "

My wish list ...........
6ft blonde with the ability to look like she's always enjoying herself ' as lm permanently telling everyone how seriously gorgeous she ls !!
Who's finds it highly amusing to tie my shoelace's together ! 'knowing that l haven't seen her sneak behind me !
As she get ready to slaughter me, when l hit the deck !!
and she would never become bored of me taking her shopping for a new Karen Millen' dress. 24/7.

Here also are some great characteristics she might have

* Not wanting more than1bridesmaid at the wedding.
* lnsist l have my stag night on a female only island.
* Have a passion 4 jumping out of my bedroom wardrobe
handcuffed 2 her twin sister, both of them looking like an ll /10
with their "long leather boots on"

And now to my serious side. 'all this girl would need to know'
ls that. l would never let her down ...... Ever !!

And as Its unlikely 6ft blonde's will be dropping out of the sky '
l will of course accept the Nearest offer "

PS. lf she was lmmortal '........... that would also be excellent "