pickn shrooms...

Ok...this is non-xxx related...but really funny.. or fun...well, anyway, it was fun when we were there...but I'll try to re-capture.. ok.. first of all we were all drunk...and somebody suggested that we go find some mushrooms...this guy is like...I know where they are in this guy's pasture with the cows...so we first went to the guys door to distract him...and the other two guys ran out into the field...and I looked over the guys shoulder as I'm trying not to move or let him see me looking at these guys running from like 6 cows and laughing that ass off...but anyway...we were in the clear at the house...so...we acted like we were leaving...and drove to the gate...and this 1 guy was mad about the cow chasing him...so he was running around after the cow...swatting his shirt or something...and I'm SO fu**d up...I am like trying to yell and whisper out the window for him to concentrate on picking the mushrooms. ..and not chasing the cows.. and I remember thinking to myself...(I'm gonna hurt this guy (j/k)...when he gets back in the van...and so, anyway, the leader of this little adventure had said he was at the farm earlier and the buy got his shotgun out...so I'm really wanting them to hurry up...and (of course) ...they wanted me to drive)...so we finally got down the road a ways. ..and there was about 5cop cars travelling down the road...but it was getting dark...who knows it could have been a car wreck or something...but anyway...we got home safe...and ate mushrooms for a couple days. ..they were so great! ...one of the best shroom trips I've ever had...