My Adventurous Weekend

I love the weekends! I?m such a slut on the weekends! This time was no different. After talking to a friend from AMD I promised to expose myself in public naked again. This time I wrote all over myself before going, with permanent markers. Everything I wrote was about how fat I am and what a cow I?ve am. Then I left my house naked, carrying only my keys, debit card and ID.
It was cold last night, but not too bad. It was like 40* so tolerable for my fat naked ass. I live in an apartment complex so I have to walk across the parking lot to get to my car, which I did naked. I took my time walking so everyone could get a chance to see how fat I am, again. I mooed out loud as I walked, ?MMOOO!!! I?m FAT!!! MOO!? all the way to my car, as my hand ran all over my naked blubber. My intent was strong to be seen. It was early morning, around 2 when I walked to my car naked. I got inside and turned on my dome light, so everyone could see me as they drove past. I wanted to take advantage of every opportunity to be seen naked by strangers as I drove along the streets and highway.
As I drove I made it a point to keep mooing loudly. I mooed non-stop while I drove only stopping long enough to yell out the window, ?FAT NAKED COW DRIVING!? That made me so horny that I had to pull off to the side of the road, get out, stand in front of my car with the headlights on and started masturbating standing up. I yelled out as I did, ?LOOK AT MY FAT!!! LOOK HOW MY BLUBBER IS ON DISPLAY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! MMMOOO!!! I MOO BECAUSE I?M A FAT COW!!! FAT COW MOOOING?.MMMMOOO! MMMOOO!!! MMOOO!!!! I?M GOING TO WALK INTO A GAS STATION NAKED! MMMOOOO!!!!? I started spanking my ass and it stung from the cold, but I kept doing it moving from my ass to my tits, slapping them hard over and over as I continued my fat tirade, ?TAKE THAT YOU FAT ASS!? I would yell as I spanked my ass, and, ?CAN?T FORGET MY FAT TITS! I HAVE FAT UDDERS! LOOK AT ME SLAP THEM! WATCH THE BLUBBER FLY!? Since it was really late, no cars were on the road, so I took full advantage and sprinted to the other side of the road and ran a bit on down the road away from my car. Once I was a good ways from my car, I started yelling again! ?I?M NAKED! LOOK AT ME! OH NAKED FAT COW IN PUBLIC!!! OH MOOO!!! I?M SO FAT! MMMOOOO!!! PLEASE LOOK AT ME!? I stood on the side of the road and then went to the middle and stood on the double yellow line rubbing my pussy. It was then that I could hear a car coming. I didn?t want to get hit, so I sprinted to the side of the road, opposite my car, which was at least 100 yards away. I stood on the side of the road and soon saw headlights coming around a bend. I stood there spanking myself. When the car was close enough to see me, I grabbed my fat roll and shook it violently at them. The car turned out to be a pickup truck and it slowed dramatically as the driver noticed me. When he approached close enough the truck stopped. It was an older guy, and as soon as he made eye contact I yelled out, ?I?M A FAT COW! WANT A BLOWJOB?? He didn?t stop to answer, he quickly sped up and drove away. The encounter made me cum instantly! As I did I yelled at the driver as he drove away, ?COME BACK AND LOOK AT MY FAT! LOOK AT ME MASTURBATE! PLEASE! MMMOOOO!!! COME BACK!!! WAAATTTTCCCHHHH MMMMEEEE?..MMMMMOOOOOOO!!! OHHHHH MMMMMOOOOO!!!!!? I yelled as I came hard! ?THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME NAKED!? I yelled out to the dark, long after the truck was out of sight.
Once some of my horniness had abated some, I realized how cold I was. So I jogged back to my car, mooing and oinking the whole way. When I got back to my car, I got in and drove on. I didn?t make any more stops until I reached an all-night gas station.
I pulled into the gas station, noticing no other cars were there except one, which I assumed was the clerk. I stop at this gas station every morning on my way to work for coffee and doughnuts, so I know the area well. I decided to get gas, so pulled up to the pump, making sure my car hid me from the clerk so he wouldn?t call the cops before I got a chance to walk in. I turned off my car, and got out. I didn?t notice the clerk in the window yet, so I went around and undid my gas cap. I lifted the pump handle and placed the nozzle in my gas tank. I chose ?Pay Inside? option so the clerk would have to turn on the pump manually. I stood there for what seemed like a good while because I was cold, but I toughed it out for my much needed exposure. While I waited I sucked on my tits and mooed as I watched the store. I finally noticed the pump turn on. I looked towards the store and noticed a young man at the counter, messing with something as he looked down. I pumped my gas and replaced the nozzle. My pussy was soaked and the cold air blowing against the inside of my leg where my pussy juice was trickling down made me shiver. I then proudly walked across the parking lot and straight into the store. When I walked in, the clerk was still looking down. So I got his attention. ?MMMOOO!!! LOOK AT MY FAT!? I said loudly. The clerk jumped with a startle as he looked up and saw me standing there naked rubbing my fat belly.
?Holy shit!? He exclaimed as his eyes looked me up and down. I could see he was reading all the writing on me. Especially the word FATTY written across my forehead, and the words MOO on one cheek and OINK on the other.
?Have you ever seen such a fat whore in your life?? I asked giving my ass a good smack.
?You can?t been in here like that lady!? Is all he could muster as his eyes still roved all over my body. The look on his face showed he was trying to process what he was seeing.
?I know.? I began to answer. ?But, I?m a big fatty, and I want you to see me naked. I want everyone to see me naked. Please just take some pictures and show the morning clerk when they get here.? I suggested. ?MMMOOO!!!! I moo because I?m a fat cow.?
?Uh?okay. Look I don?t know if you?re on drugs or drunk, but I don?t want any trouble.? He said. ?What is written on you??
?Oh a little of everything. I just wanted people to be sure to know what a fat slut I am.? I answered as I twirled around, to make sure he saw my ass.
?I don?t really care, lady. If someone comes in here I?m fired. Please pay for your gas and leave.? The clerk begged.
?Don?t be silly. It?s late and no one is going to come here this time of night in this sleepy town.? I retorted. ?Besides you have to see this.?
I sat down on the tile. Its coolness on my bare fat ass feeling so good. I spread my legs wide, and then bent over trying desperately to lick my own pussy. ?What the fuck are you doing?? asked the young clerk. I stopped long enough to answer. ?I?m a big fat whore and I want to lick my own pussy so bad! I?m too fat to get anyone else to do it. Will you please just watch me for a few minutes?? I asked.
The clerk was visibly nervous, as he looked outside to see if anyone else was out there. ?Fine, hurry and get out.? He relented.
I immediately went back to trying to lick my own pussy. I even tried different positions. I begged him to take pictures and he did take one or two. Finally, I got up and mooed, then said, ?I?m so fat. Look at how fat I am. Don?t you agree I?m full of blubber? Look at my udders.?
?Yeah you?re fat alright. Now please leave.? He demanded. I pouted and walked to the counter and paid for my gas. Before I left I said, ?Will you show those to the next clerk? I don?t know if it?s the same one that is here during the week, but I come in here every day before work, and I?d love to know they?ve seen me like this. You sure you don?t want me to suck you off before I go?? I asked.
?NO! GET OUT!? he yelled as he pointed towards the door.
?FINE! MOO! REMEMBER HOW FAT I AM!? I yelled back as I left the store. ?THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TRY TO LICK MY PUSSY IN FRONT OF YOU!?
As I walked back to my car, I could feel a need for even more exposure. With a full tank of gas I decided to drive an hour down the mountain. It took me too because I kept pulling over and getting out to expose myself to traffic. When I finally got into town, it was still late and not much traffic. I pulled into the first open gas station I came too. I pulled up to the store, parked and got out. I noticed it was a woman clerk this time, but I didn?t care. I marched right in. The woman?s jaw hit the floor! I stood right inside the door, grabbed my belly fat and shook it as I exclaimed, ?LOOK AT ME! LOOK HOW FAT I AM! PLEASE!?
?What the hell do you think you?re doing? Get out of here! I?m calling the cops!? She demanded.
?NO! PLEASE!? I begged. I thought quick, looking at the ATM in the store. ?I have $100 in my account and it?s all your?s if you don?t call the cops and let me masturbate in the isle. Please! I can get it out of the ATM right now!?
She thought for a minute and finally said. ?Fine, but what kind of skank are you? Is someone putting you up to this? Why would you do this, are you drunk?? Realizing I was safe from arrest, I was instantly horny again as I answered her.
?I?m not drunk. I?m a big fatty. A big fat slut! MMOOO!!? I began. ?I want everyone to see me naked and see how fat I am. Will you take pictures of me??
?Fuck no! Give me my money and do what you have to do. If anyone comes in I?m calling the cops.? She informed me.
?MMMOOOO!!! Let me go get my card. MMMOOO!!!? I said as I walked out to my car and got my card. As I came back in I saw her on the phone. I listened and quickly realized she was not talking to the cops because she was explaining to someone what was happening. I got the money out of the ATM and handed it to her. ?Here you go. Moo!? As she took the money I grabbed one of my udders and started sucking on it. She immediately relayed to whomever was on the other end what was happening. I took a few steps back and sat down in front of the counter. ?I?m so fat! Look how fat I am!? I said as I began rubbing my clit. ?Look at my pussy!? I said, spreading my pussy lips apart, showing her everything.
?Don?t do that shit in front of me whore. Go over there and finish.? The clerk said. I reluctantly got up and walked in between the isles and sat back down. I began rubbing my pussy again, and came almost instantly as I yelled, ?MOO! FAT COW CUMMING! MMOOO!!! I?M NAKED IN A CONVIENIENCE STORE! MOO!!! OH LOOK AT ME! MMMOOOO!!!? As my orgasm subsided the clerk came around with her camera phone and took a picture. I spread my legs real wide as I posed. ?Oh thank you! Thank you for taking my picture. Mooo! Is it a wide angle lens so you can get all of my fat ass? MMMOOO!!!?
?My husband doesn?t believe me. I told him I?d prove to him you?re real.? She explained. I started rubbing my pussy again. ?NO! That?s enough. You?ve had your fun, now get out!?
I didn?t want to push it too far so I did as she asked. I spanked my ass as I walked out of the store, and a big smile on my face. I got in my car and drove off, in search of one more place to expose myself. Within a few days you get a call from me asking when we can do it again, because I get paid next week. I wanted to find a different place to expose myself rather than a gas station, so I drove around town for a while. I finally came across an all-night laundry mat with 4 Mexican men inside, doing their laundry. It was perfect!
I pulled in, and they were already looking in my direction. When I go out the reaction was perfect! They instantly started whistling and cat calling. They rushed out to meet me as I grabbed my fat again and shook it at them and said loudly, ?LOOK GUYS! LOOK AT MY FAT!? They were very happy to see me. One approached me and grabbed my tits, as he said something in Spanish. I don?t speak Spanish so I have no idea what he said, but the others erupted in laughter. That?s all I needed. I was being laughed at FINALLY!
I walked into the laundromat and they followed. They were all on their phones as I sat on one of the counters, and began trying to lick my pussy. ?Watch me!? I begged as I began. They instantly started taking pictures. I decided I wanted to be spanked, so I begged them to do so. ?Please spank me everyone! Spank my big fat blubber ass!? I began spanking myself and soon one joined in helping me. I motioned the others to come join and they did. Immediately I had four sets of hands slapping my ass and utters. I took the opportunity to humiliate myself. ?OH MOO! SPANK MY BLUBBER ASS! MOO! OINK OINK!? I sat back down and started trying to lick my pussy again as I motioned to them to help by pushing my head, then pointing at my head and then motioned them over to do it. One spoke English well enough to understand what I was saying because I heard him to say in broken English to help me. I soon felt hands on my head pushing it towards my pussy. Soon they had their cocks out and I was sucking them off. As I did, a van of Mexicans pulled up and got out. It was 3 more Mexican gentlemen. Apparently they had called friends to come see me. ?OH THANK GOD! MMMOOO!!!! COME DUMP CUM DOWN MY THROAT! MMMOOO!!! I?M SO FAT!!! MMMOOOOO!!!!? I yelled out as they entered the laundromat. I decided I wanted them to all cum on me while I tried to lick my own pussy. ?I WANT ALL OF YOU TO CUM ON MY FAT BODY! WHILE I LICK MY FAT COW PUSSY!? I announced. They obliged nicely.
As I sat on the floor trying to lick my own pussy they circled me and started jacking off. When one of them was ready to cum they would grab my hair and jerk my head back and cum on my face. ?MMMOOO!!! Thank you! MMMOOOO!!! CUM ON MY FAT FACE!? I would say as they dumped their loads on my face and in my hair. Those that finished cumming would start taking pictures or video.
After they had all cummed on me I sat there and used some of their cum to lubricate my clit and masturbated as I mooed and insulted myself. I stayed there long enough to where two of the guys were able to cum on me again. I was able to get them to laugh at me as I continued to masturbate, spanking myself, trying to lick my pussy and spanking my tits. I even used a chair leg and fucked it in front of them. I was there two hours, masturbating nonstop. I came 8 more times and mooed loud as hell each time, followed by laughter from the all the Mexican guys. I was finally so tired I couldn?t cum any more. I got up and waved at them good bye. When I got to my car I decided I needed to humiliate myself one more time, so I yelled out, ?HUGE FAT COW CUM SLUT NAKED IN PUBLIC!!! LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY! PLEASE!!! MMMOOO!!! LISTEN TO ME MOOO!!! I?M SO FAT! MMMOOO!!!? I walked farther out to the main parking lot of the shopping center that the laundromat was part of and yelled again, ?PLEASE LOOK AT ME! I?M NAKED! I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE ME NAKED PLEASE! I?M SO FAT YOU CAN?T MISS SEEING ME! I?M FAT! MMMOOOO!!! LISTEN TO ME MOO BECAUSE I?M SO FAT!!!! MMMMOOOOOO!!!!! COME TAKE PICTURES OF ME AND SHOW THEM TO EVERYONE! WILL DO PARTIES NAKED! MMMOOOO!!!? While I did this the Mexicans all stood outside the laundromat taking pictures. I walked to another part of the parking lot and yelled some more, ?PLEASE! I?M BEGGING EVERYONE! COME LOOK AT MY NAKED FAT! YOU DON?T WANT TO MISS SEEING HOW FAT I AM!!!? I got horny again doing that and decided to kick it up a notch. ?PLEASE LOOK AT ME! I?M A FAT COW! I DRINK DOG CUM AND FUCK DOGS! I LOVE BEASTIALITY BECAUSE I?M SO FAT AND CAN?T GET HUMANS TO FUCK ME! BRING YOUR DOGS FOR ME TO FUCK OUT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!! MMMOOOO!! LET YOUR DOGS FUCK A COW!!! MMMOOOO!!!!? I then ran to the Mexicans and said, ?I fuck dogs, guys! I?d love to fuck a dog in front of you!? I started rubbing my pussy but it was so sore I couldn?t finish. The ones that understood English laughed at what I told them. ?I WANT TO BE GANGBANGED BY DOGS! PLEASE!!! I WANT MY FAT PUSSY FILLED WITH DOG COCK AND DOG CUM! I WANT TO DRINK DOG CUM!!! OH I WANT DOG CUM SO BAD! PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME FUCK THEIR DOG!!!?
After about 15 minutes of that, I decided I needed to go. I had done as much as I could do in one night. I got back in my car and drove off, as I waved good bye to my Mexican friends. On my way home I only got out twice to expose myself to traffic. I was horny again by the time I got home, so when I got out of my car I stood out in the open and walked around the parking lot hoping my neighbors would come out or look out their windows and see me. No one did, and it was too cold to continue. I reluctantly walked back to my apartment and immediately blogged my experience.
I hope you all enjoyed hearing about what I did tonight. This is in no way fake. This actually happened. Now you can see why I have been arrested 3 times for doing shit like this.