How to have the best girl

Here is how have the best girl and this is for Men only
1. Meet the girl and strike up a conversation
2. If the girl is right for you then ask her if she would like to go home with you if she says yes then take her home with you
3. When you get her to your place then ask her if she would like to have sex with you? If she says yes then ask her if you would like to take off her clothes? If she says yes then start by first taking off her shirt, next undo her bra and sag her boobs a little bit, next undo and pull down her pants and pull them right off and then pull down her panties and pull them right off, next ask her if you like to shave her pubic hair off or just her bikini line and either shave, wax or there are these laser hair removal devices that you can use at home to remove the hair? If she says yes then you can remove her pubic hair or remove hair from the bikini line and ask if she would like her armpits to be hair free which women prefer because the hair can trap sweat which is the main ingredient to make bacteria causing odor to make her armpits smell and if she says yes then go ahead with it. Same thing to remove embarrassing hair in other parts of her body
4. Now you are ready to have sex with her permission. If she says yes first have her lie on her back and suck her nipples, next put your penis in her mouth, next put your penis first in her in her vagina and keep forcing your penis in her vagina until she moans real loud, last put your penis in her anus and keep forcing your penis in her anus until you hear her moan.
5. Once you and her are done having sex, then both you and her go take a shower.
6. When she is done with her shower, ask her if you would like to rub baby lotion all over her body? If she says yes then have her lie on her stomach first and rub baby lotion all over the back of her legs, her buttocks, back and her arms. Then have her lie on her back and rub baby lotion allover the front of her legs including femoral area, mons pubis, stomach, chest and boobies including nipples
7. Ask her if you can rub her stick of deodorant all over her armpits and if yes do so
8. Lastly ask her if she can sleep at her place for the night and if yes then you can let her sleep in your bed either with clothes such as panties and nightgown or panties and shirt or sweatshirt or she can sleep with no clothes on.
And thats how to find a great girlfriend.