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Strip Club Memories

ColonelLingus
Sep 14th, 2017 · 1 min read

Back in the day, us Louisiana boys used to have to travel to Mississippi to partake in the joys of throwing dollar bills at naked dancers. Northern Louisiana frowned on that particular type of behavior so we would have to hit the road for buddies' birthday and bachelor parties.
One place that stuck out was a little club called Showgirls Cabaret. You would travel 25 minutes or so South of Vicksburg down hwy 61 and take a right at the two lane, narrow blacktop that lead to the Grand Gulf Nuclear Power Station. About halfway to the plant sat Showgirls...lovingly nicknamed "Nukies" because of it's proximity to that power plant. The running joke was that the girls all had four titties...I never saw that but I did have many a great time there.
The place had a homey feel for a country boy...reminding me of the movie, The Best Whorehouse in Texas...and The Boar's Nest from the Dukes of Hazard, except Daisy Duke showed her tits.
$3 dollar name brand beers, $20 topless lap dances, and $40 nude lap dances were the order of the day...and the girls encouraged you getting handsy.
The usual "Pour Some Sugar On Me" music blaired...but would be mixed with some solid 70s classic rock and Southern Rock and Country.
Sadly, the placed burned down on '03. Probably for the best since I well past my strip club days anyway. Good memories though.
However, if I ever get a wild hair, there's still Illusions in Woodville, Ms. It's a pretty long drive but I hear their one legged stripper is worth the trip.
Ya gotta love Southern, country strip clubs lol

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