Went shy no f*** tonight

Last night and this is a true story not some made up s*** anyway last night after going for a swim I decided to have a look around the city after a few smiles here in a hello there I decided to go home before I got in my car I thought I'd have a cigarette so I went to and sat on the steps nearby but I looked up and there is he slim petite dark haired woman we locked eyes briefly I apologize for interrupting her space and sat on the other steps opposite about 20 metres away I let my cigarette looked up and noticed she wasn't sitting like a lady it was too dark to see if she had panties on or not but her legs would definitely spread she loves me straight eyes across the walkway I instantly quickly looked away you went quiet had a couple more draws of my cigarette and she is yelling out loud for me just stand up I never been so shy or embarrassed in my life she actually got the shitz as far as I can tell now I'll tell you why she wanted me to stand up I don't like wearing underwear so when I stand up my c0ck is imperfect direction of her I was thinking this girl wants a f*** I look down into my backpack grab my phone when some random a lot more game than me walked up the steps for 5 minutes maybe 10 and they both walked away in the sunset as we say fucken shyness no f*** tonight wet