Wood Eye?........ Or your gonna shoot your eye out?

Back when I was a Young Buck, I was dating a girl with a Prosthetic Left Eye. Anyhow we went to the top of the staircase While her cousin was downstairs waiting for her turn. Reason for us going to the Top of the Stairs, Was because her Mom like joining in with Us. Now talk about a more F***ed Up Family then my own. That's another story for another day. What was always Odd was She liked doing it Doggy Style & before I shot my load she'd insist on catching it in her mouth. Needless to say it never made it to her mouth, It would be in her Hair, On her cloths & anywhere else you think it would fly, But not in her mouth.
In this moment of time she swung around & My Cock caught her in the outer corner of her Artificial Eye just right & It popped out And I had Spunk flying all over the place. So when i Finished I she her Scrambling to get her Prosthetic Eye, And I'm Staring at her Astonished & start to chuckle. Cause every she went to grab it, It would get kicked & fly like a Sling shot down the Stairs & I'm laughing Harder & Harder. And as it's making it's way downstairs it's hitting off doors making a racket. But I was always under the assumption they were Glass, There made of a Plastic material. I'm finding this Better then any Mel Brooks Flick. And people are coming out of their apartments to see this Girl With no Top on, Mohawk Hair Cut, Spandex Pant's & Thong wrapped around her legs Running down the Stairs.
And here's her cousin at bottom yelling are you done Fucking her yet, And the Warped Fuck I can be standing at top of the stairs my Pant's & braces caught around my 14 Hole Doc Martin Boots My Cock hanging Bawling in laughter. So more & more people are coming out to see what the Ruckus was all about. And she makes it down to the lobby the floor she lived on, Her cousin looking at her in astonishment She start to cackle real loud. So now every time she goes to grab it she kicking it more & More And she's doing this still have naked, And it being shot around like a Big Pinball Machine.
So now her Mother comes out grabs the Eye Grabs Her & Cousin, Then here I come fully dressed as Proper Skinhead should look, And her mom is now standing there in Garter Belt, Crotchless Panties, Black Stockings & a black Bra where the nipples show I guess a half Bra. She Drags me inside the apartment, Where the cousins are doing 69, And the mom starts to give me a 71.....(That's a 69 with two fingers in my Ass) That Prostate Massage me Cum Real hard in under a Minute (can you say" Mom Teaches Sex DVD"). So there is no moral to the story, Because I didn't have any. And i was in there for three days, My Ball hurt more then Blue Balls Do.
This I Swear is a true Story. To this day her Mother still calls me for my Birthday, Meanwhile I get S**t from my Family.