Adult looking for adult fun in a female clam fest...

Looking for superbly sculpted women with flat stomachs only, no average or a few extra pounds, no droopy tits or small tits, no saggy asses or fat asses. You must go to the gym routinely, have perfectly toned ass cheeks, nipples must not be too big or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina daily.

I want you to shower twice a day at a minimum, and before and after any play. You only wear lemon colored underwear, never wear flat shoes ever, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, extremely short skirts preferably leather, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts.

You must have exactly the right colour hair; dark brown (Warm Mocha '390'), and it should not be too long or too short. Not too anal about eye color but brown is a must, shades can vary (slightly). Makeup must be worn at all times and perfect, but not too much, or too little.

If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me unsolicited genitalia pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. Once you've see one you've seen them all.

I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced Porn-star. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. (No exceptions to this rule ever)

You must be between 5'6 and 5'9 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Remember you are here for my pleasure only and to only satisfy my needs. To prove you have read this message please put;

IHAVEHADNOATTENTIONOUTSIDEOFFABINMYLIFESONOWICANTDEALWITHIT in the subject line.

I can't possibly answer all messages but I won't bother to fully read even half of them. I'm only posting this to make myself feel better and boost my confidence because I have self esteem issues that demand massive amounts of attention. I already have a GF but you know us men always have the next victim ready to go.

I do not have snap, Kik or skype so don't even ask. In fact, I don't even have a phone or an email account, just this Nudeweb account. In case you were wondering, I wrote this profile on my pocket calculator while my FWB blew me under the desk. Feel free to send me porn pics and gifs, I probably will just ignore you however if they don't give me an instant erection.

If you read this far do drop me a letter of love but don't hold your hopes too high. Men get so many messages that it's best you make an effort to stand out of the crowd. Face pics and celebrities to the front of the line. NO ONE LINERS UGHHHH! Hey is for horses.

Have fun and good luck. Happy Dirty Penis Plucking!