Yummy_Bird's Profile
Sex: Female
Age: 60
Pref: Straight
Status: Single
Height: 5' 1"
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Red
Body Type: Average
Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Children: Yes, live with me
Education: Master's Degree
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~ God Created Redheads For Perfection ~
Be nice to redheads. It is a very interesting experience to go through life with red hair the colour of a stop sign, traffic signals, strawberries, blood, rubies, apples, or copper pipe, having skin the colour of milk or liquid paper when all of your friends are tanned and wearing hats, long sleeves and mounds of sunscreen to fend off the evil advances of the freckle-manufacturing, cancer-provoking, burn-generating sunshine..
slip slop slap - ( my summer is here )
slip on a shirt
slop on some sunscreen
slap on a hat
and you'll be free from freckles :o)
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Redheads are lucky it's frequently said.
My friends all assure me while patting my head.
Redheads have freckles a fact I can't hide.
So I count myself special and wear them with pride.
I've heard the expression that blonde's have more fun.
But when it comes to being a redhead I truly am the lucky one.
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"The simple things in life are often the best"
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