granted you have a convertable

I wish i could have a year off

Granted have last year's calender off my wall

I wish I could exterminate all telesales phone callers

Granted here's a 2 way home made phone connected with 100 foot of string


I wish i was desirable to all women

Granted but you will wake up in 5 minutes

I wish it was bank holiday weekend again

granted you have a piggy bank for your pennies to use while you are on holiday


I wish i was a gorilla

granted your a gorilla and here is a bunch of bananas

I wish i could stay but may be leaving

Granted, but i pour super glue below your feet, so you have no choice, looks like you got stuck and have to stay

I wish i worked in a circus

Granted you are now a flea

I wish they had put the clock's the other way I hate early dark nights

Granted all changed...now the spring mornings are dark


I wish to go to Scotland to have Christmas with my family

granted early Merry Christmas

wish I could go to the parade in san francisco for the world series champion SF Giants

Granted the world series has moved to your home town


I wish for some snow

Granted. You are now snowed in at work with no way home so the boss insists that you carry on working.

I wish I had a new job

Granted testing strap ons for anal comfort your anus

I wish for the moon

granted drop your pants with your back turned to a mirror look there is the moon

I wish for more rain

Granted. Look out Noah it's going to rain for forty days and forty nights. In the Bible this was a disaster. In Britain this is the summer.

I wish we had less rain

granted you are in a drought

I wish i could have a good nites sleep without terrible nightmares

granted but you end up an insomniac

iwish for a fast car

Granted, you have one...I hope you can pedal fast...lol


I wish for a nice long holiday

granted except you own a company that makes weapons

I wish for a kiss