Granted, just pop in to my field, and take your choice from my herd


I wish for someone to do the housework for me

Granted he speaks Polish and you are his sex slave

I wish for unlimited beer

Granted, you have a years worth of non alcoholic beer


I wish i had wings

Granted and the pantie liner they are attached to

I wish I could talk to the animals

Granted, you are now a hyena, now chat and laugh away

I wish i was an astronaut

Granted you go into space only to find it is shit (no atmosphere!)


I wish I could play golf well

granted you can now play crazy golf

I wish i was a sex bomb

Granted you cum and explode

Wish I knew what women want

Granted anything except you.

I wish I could make sexy cougar happy

granted except she very tempermental

wish i could have jammy rat, Patrick and bully as my personal sex slaves wow

Granted. Knickers off its Cougars Devils. Cougar can you handle this ?

I wish ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲

granted, but you fall down a hole


i wish to have a week relaxing on a desert island

Granted you wake up buried up to your neck in sand

I wish for unlimited whisky

granted you are locked in the cellar, with unlimited whisky, but no key

i wish to have a sexy dream

Wish granted, you have a sexy dream that turns out to be a total nightmare!

I wish we were in the Bahamas

Granted but you are in the middle of hurricame season


I wish to go swimming with dolphins

Granted, you are a mackerel.(dolphin food)


I wish I could have sex with every woman I want.

Granted but you will have to be naked and you will only be invisible for 1 hour a day

I wish I didn't have to work