I Answer the Door Nude

The Religious Ladies:
Several times a year, we will have various religious groups come through the neighborhood door to door, usually on Saturday mornings. I generally don't answer the door when I know they are around, but I did notice it was two middle-aged women making the rounds so decided I would have a little fun.
I went and grabbed a towel to wrap up in as I monitored their progress down the street and toward my front door. Finally, I saw them heading for my driveway, so I went back the hall and loosely wrapped the towel around while waiting for the doorbell to ring.
I heard their voices on the front porch and then the bell rang. I gave it a few seconds before heading to the door and opened it only slightly while explaining I was about to step into the shower when the bell rang.
Well, as is usually the case with these folks, they are fairly insistent once they start talking, so I let them get started on their spiel while slowly letting the door swing further open. They could clearly see me standing there in just a towel through the screen door.
They continued talking for a couple of minutes and then were showing me various brochures and motioning for me to open the screen door. From past experience, I know leaning on the screen door as it opens will always pull the towel loose and finally off. As I leaned on the door, I could feel the towel loosening up, but it was holding steady until I leaned a little further out to take the first brochure they were offering me. When I reached out for the brochure, I felt the towel give way and in a flash it was on the floor leaving me totally nude in front of the two ladies.
The one immediately looked away, while the other kept talking in a Caribbean accent and said, "It is okay Imelda as God created us all to be naked and there is no sin. God's creations are beautiful."
I thought, wow, this one is okay in that nudity is no big deal to her. I would guess she had grown up with nudity in whatever country she was from. She kept handing me brochures while the towel was on the ground and Imelda got over her initial shock and began eyeing me up and down.
When they were finished, they thanked me for listening and blessed me before they walked away. As I shut the door, I could hear the two of them chattering in another language, surely about the naked guy they had just seen.