I Answer the Door Nude 2
The Mean Old Lady:
I have written about flashing the lady who lives across the street from me. This has always happened only through windows and not face to face....until now.
This woman, Helene, is the one that likes to bitch about everything in the neighborhood, dogs, noise, kids, you name it and she will find something to bitch about.
A freind of mine asked me to take her to the aiport on Friday night and then park her car at my house, which I did. I only have a small driveway, so had to park her car on the street, making sure it was not even close to the end of Helene's driveway.
Well, I saw her out and about in her front yard and I could tell she was contstantly glancing at the car. I was lounging naked as I would any weekend morning and wondering when she would call or come over about the car parked in the street.
About 30 minutes later, I saw her heading across the street and into my driveway. I thought this might be the perfect time to give her an eyefull in person rather than through the window. I jumped up and went to grab a towel in the bathroom. I l loosely wrapped it around and waited for the doorbell. It rang about 30 seconds later and I forced myself to wait a few seconds before heading for the door.
By the time I got there, she had rung the bell again (impatient bitch) and I opened the door with the towel still in place.There she was, a very tall and slender woman with little to no shape wearing a T-shirt and long shorts. I greeted her and told her I had just stepped into the shower when the bell rang.
She gave me a glance when I opened the door, before recovering and asking about the car on the street. I told her I had parked a friend's car while she was out of town for a few days and that I had tried to keep it out of her way.
She stepped back and was pointing out into the street and saying how it was in her way. I could not see around the corner of the porch and leaned on the screen door so it would open and took a couple of steps out to see what she was talking about.
As I stepped out, the pressure from the screen door pulled the towel loose and it fell completely off. There I was standing on my front porch right next to Helene completely naked. I saw there was some other car parked on the street besides the one I had parked there. As I began to explain that to Helene, she turned around and saw me standing nude right next to her. Being out on the porch naked in broad daylight and with this clothed woman, gave my cock a little twitch and it started to swell a little. Her face flushed as she eyed me up and down for a second and said, "Damnit, if I wanted to see your naked stuff, I'd come over her more often because I see you naked in your living room all the time. I came over here to check on these cars." I bent to pick up the towel, but simply draped it over my shoulder and told her I knew nothing about the other car. I suggested walking down to the street with her (just as I was) to see whose car it might be, but she declined and said she would check it out.
As she made her way off of the porch, she did look back just to check out her naked neighbor one more time. I can't wait until the next time she comes to the door. Let's see how long before that happens.
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Another nice one 'T'
That was really funny